You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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