Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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