ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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