On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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