So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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