And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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