38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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