You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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