Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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