The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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