Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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