He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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