Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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