Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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