So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's blow job season.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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