She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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