we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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