North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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