Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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