If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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