Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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