Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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