dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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