I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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