Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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