And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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