Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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