He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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