I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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