I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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