Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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