i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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