Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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