these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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