very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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