Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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