So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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