What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
