mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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