dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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