You work out of a Hotel?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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