i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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