i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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