I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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