do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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