My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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