i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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