yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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