mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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