Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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