Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
