Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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