You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
God, I missed his penis.
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