Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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